Busty Girl, or, A Theme Song For Psylocke
by
Dyce



Disclaimer: Okay, I take no responsibility for this one. 'Chesty Man' was more or less my doing, but this is entirely the work of my fingers, who went renegade on me. Anyway. This is a Theme Song for Psylocke-as-she-is-written-in-smut, and anyone who's ever read the stuff knows what I mean. And this is, obviously, a companion piece to Chesty Man. So please don't kill me. It's late, I've been drinking coffee, I don't know what I'm doing......

Dedication: For Oberon, Lyssie, Farli, and my own beloved Falstaff...... who didn't stop me. Curse them!




I breath in, I breath out,
That's all it takes to win the bout,
In the skimpy little costume that I wear.
I kick a leg up high,
Just to be sure I've caught their eye,
Even though I know that I'm not fighting
faaaaaaiiir....
But I am Busty Girl,
Busty, Busty Girl!

I am supple, I am pert,
Oh-so firmly alert,
And my bosom is my own true bosom friend.
A little underwire or two,
And there's nothing left to do,
'Cause I know I'll put their eyes out in the
eeeeeeend....
For I am Busty Girl,
Busty, Busty Girl!

I know I'm kind of cheating,
But you can't stop me with your bleating,
'Cause cleavage that's so heaving can't be stopped!
I'll fight the way I choose,
And I'll never, ever lose,
'Cause one breath.... and out their eyes have popped!
Yeah! I am Busty Girl!
Busty, Busty Giiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrlllllll!
Yay!



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